Monday

one less lonely girl

yesterday i watched the justin bieber movie with my mom. for those of you who don't know what this is, its called 'never say never' and is a documentary following the story and tour of the one. the only. the biebs. it may seem silly and trite in the grand scheme of things, but i fucking love this movie. i have always had a thing for the guys and gals of pop, dating back to age 6 or 7 when i decided britney spears was my idol and i was going to marry one of the guys from n'sync. which one i wont specify, but lets just say he bats for the other team now. i guess my gaydar hadn't matured yet. anyways, at that point, i was so invested in the world of pop and boybands that i would write personal birthday cards to each member of nsync, and even pleaded in a typed letter to my girl britney to please put on more clothes or my mom wasn't going to let me watch her. i thought this would change her mind -- but as i later found out she probably never got the letter because she went fucking psycho and shaved her head. the point is, i have always loved this teeny bopper pop world and at my ripe age i still am not over it. enter justin bieber. at first, i must say i didn't buy it. i thought he was just another wannabee JT whose 15 seconds of fame would last less than that. i was wrong. when i watched never say never, i too, became a belieber. according to wiki answers, a belieber is " someone that loves and supports Justin Bieber. Like Me :)A Belieber is someone who loves and supports Justin Bieber more then 110% They always stick up for him and love him JUST THE WAY HE IS and wuldnt ever change a thing about him(: We are like Bieber Experts!(:" cool so thats me now.
if you take the time to watch never say never, you too might find yourself swimming in this sea of pre-pubescent little girls who genuinely believe they have a chance at losing their virginity to the biebs. he is born to a teen mom who believes in jesus, yada yada yada, but the part that really got me was the biebs dad. now, i am a sucker for everything, publix commercials make me cry, so it is no surprise that i shed a tear or two while watching this. jb's dad is like kind of in his life, as in, sees him on christmas and his birthday ( this is what i of course gather from my own instincts) so i kind of assumed he was an asshole. i was wrong. when jeremy bieber who goes by @lordbieber on twitter is introduced in the movie, we learn that this is the first big show he will see his son in. well, there is something about a large, tatted up, bearded, man with various sizes of hoops pierced up and down his ears, crying in pride over his little musical wigger prodigy son's performance that really got me. here i am, laying on the couch, essentially sobbing like im watching one of those videos when a soldier surprises his kid. im a fucking idiot.

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